why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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