I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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