i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Randomize
