i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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