don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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