Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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