dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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