My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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