Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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