Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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