i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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