Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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