you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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