But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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