I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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