what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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