This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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