Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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