Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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