So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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