I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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