We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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