omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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