Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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