i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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