dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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