We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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