I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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