I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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