Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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