what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
He did a backflip because drugs
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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