Swine flu. Run for my life!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
