Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
She's just so happy...and so naked.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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