Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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