I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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