Sponge bath it is.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize