dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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