Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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