god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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