So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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