no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
