Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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