dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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