it wasn't lemon gatorade
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize