Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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