But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I hate your face
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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