You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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