she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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