I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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