going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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