i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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