So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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