wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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