Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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