I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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