Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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