if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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